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Sep
27

And again!

That’s right Ladies and Gents I have moved once again and all the tension and stress from moving and being sick has got a girl lurking for a night of passion!!! I need it so bad I think I am about to explode no lie, my kitty cat is  on fire and that fire needs to be put out. I don’t think I have ever craved dick as bad as I am craving it now. it has been three nights so far in the apartment and I still have not broke my room in the right way! I have been laying in bed the past couple night’s thinking about a man  who can fuck me till I cry NO MORE!! that’s my word I want it so damn bad! So it might be rare for me to cry out no more, because when I want it I want it for hours, and I hate to stop. I love it hard, rough and fast!!! I want my hair pulled, my nipples pinched and bitten on, I want to be spanked and called every dirty name a man can think of while fucking me good. I want to get out of bed and hardly be able to stand or walk make me hurt so I can come crawling back for more. Damn as I sit here writing this I get myself even more hotter then I was before. I think I’d die if I don’t get a good pounding soon and I mean that with all sincerity!!! Someone come put my fire out!!!

Sep
10

Cum Flavored Glasses

So you all know that I wear glasses, well I have always wanted to have someone cum on them so I can lick them off just like you see in some porno movies with the geeky girls, and guess what your girls dream has come true! Thinking back about it gets my kitty super wet and wanting and craving a little more… It was a night of awesome fun (just like the night I spent out on my porch having phone sex as the garbage men were coming up the street and loading the garbage into the truck, yea that’s right my friends your girl Mz. Shampayne is a very naughty girl…Who wants to spank me??? lol). I grabbed hold of his massive dick licked it up and down like a lollypop, sucking it into my mouth as I stroked it. His dick had my pussy craving to be touched but I held off and just sucked his big fat fuck stick! I sucked him and stroked him till he was calling out my name, really makes a chick feel good hearing her name in such a passionate way and him grabbing a hold of your hair and forcing your head farther down his big fat dick! Just sucking and stroking him feeling his cock go into spasms as he shouts he is about to blow, I lowered my face to his cock and let him shoot the biggest,sexiest, whitest spunk I have ever had come close to my face. As hoped he got my glasses, and didn’t miss my pretty little face I love the feel of cum on my face. I took my glasses off and licked his spunk off of them one lense at a time enjoying his salty taste as he laid back smiling at me the biggest smile I have ever gotten from someone… I hate to beep my horn but I was told I gave him the best head of his life and he is dying to have a little more of Mz. Shampayne! (So toot toot) lol and To be honest I can’t wait to do so as well…..

Well I started working on my custom video and so far I am having a blast, I actually can’t finish it yet because I need to start packing to move into my new place. Less then five damn days… I will finally have my own personal space to start back up with my cam show’s and maybe a little phone sex but who knows.(still up in the air with that)

Aug
23

Custom Work

Well for the past couple weeks now I have been corresponding on yahoo with a man who collects custom video’s…I have done custom work in the past but nothing so exciting as this project. I get to challenge myself a little bit more then just fake that I have a broken leg in pics… In the video I have to act as if I am a quiet shy type when in reality I’m a gold diggin hussy…(just for the video) I strip in front of a mirror while I tease my breasts, belly and hips, slip on the sexiest outfit I can find in my closet and get totally wasted, and play with myself while I call out his name and count all the bank accounts I will inherrit after I sex my sugar daddy to death. To me I believe this is going to be the sexiest video I have ever done, you all might not see the video but there will be plenty of pictures taken :)

Things have been rocky recently but this project has really put the spark back into me. I know you are all growing tired of waiting and I don’t blame you, but I promise things are going to be sexier and more extreme then it was before!!!! Kisses

Aug
3

Naughty Girl

Ok I started a post a few weeks ago and didn’t really have anything juicy to update you all on or blog about…So you all must be wondering what has been going on in my world, well I had a little bit of a depressional episode but I am back and better then ever, I’m getting some help and I should be back to my old self.

Recently I had the best and I do mean the BEST fuckin of my life!!!! I never had a man do such things to me, not even in my freakiest fantasy!!!! To top it all off it was a dark fantasy to get it on with a man who has fangs and to bite into my thighs and pierce me was very erotic! I still bare the scar from it and every time I feel my inner thigh I will think about my sexy erotic night a few weeks ago. The pleasure and joy of rough sex is just so much more incredible then sweet love making. Don’t get me wrong I love sweet  romancing but every women out there just wants to be fucked, I sure in the hell know I do!!!!! Just take me by the wrist, rip off my clothes, pull my hair, bite me, slap me and fuck the shit out of me!! I’m talking about not showing any mercy on my wet kitty own it and abuse it like you mean it!!!!

Jul
9

RedBull and chex mix?

I been having one hell of a week, I think I need a redbull or one of those 5 hour energy boost things. I have been getting down and dirty all week, or well since the fourth. I hooked up with a friend for a fuck session on the morning of Independence day It was just like the fantasy rape story I wrote were the chick gets kidnapped and forced into sexual acts she didn’t really want to. (I was sore all that day but god was it awesome!) Then on the 5th I helped nothe friend bring in his birthday the right way, it was all I ever wanted! I got my fill of cum and more.

Sunday night I went to a BBQ and could barely keep awake, there was music, good food, and awesome people I just had trouble focusing on the card game. I got to sleep early and I was feeling kind of rested for the past couple days. Yesterday being weds I was feeling a little down so to cheer myself up I hooked up with an old flame, I of course gave him one of my amazing blow jobs and of course let him play with the kitty for a bit. Trust me if you want to fool around some place comfortable don’t do it in the back of a car, not much space to stretch your legs but you can have one hell of an orgasm if your taking the risk of being caught so exciting. He dropped me off home and I sat around talking on the phone to  friend I haven’t seen since high school, I texted a friend and told him he should come spank me with in a couple minutes he was here at my door. We talked and watched a little bit of tv the next thing I know my hands were all over him exploring every inch of him as he did to me a couple nights ago, I have never met someone so passionate he hit all the right spots that man knew what he was doing and I enjoyed every inch!!!

So after all is said and done I feel like Chex-mix “everyone has a hand in it!” lol and I need  Redbull to boost my energy!

Apr
21

My Weekend With My girls

Well I went out over the weekend and had a blast! My girlfriend ( bestie or best friend from 7th grade) and one of her girlfriends came up from Virginia it’s been two years since I have seen her. Anyhow we went and visted everyone we knew that night and ended up in walmart stalking the stocker’s one was just amazingly handsome! You look gorgeous up in the dictionary and you will see his mug in there lol. So We all followed him around like love struck teenagers, he smiled and was kind of into it. This man had four big sexy women surrounding him he must have been in heaven lol. We stayed and got pictures of him, this man was a fuckin celeb to us lol…I know I knoiw very sad. Well the night came to an end and I had to be up real early to leave the next day for Brooklyn with my girl.

So it’s about 10:30 in the morning I’m running late my girls are on time to my house, I jump in the shower do my hair I was looking real good you know and we head to Brooklyn. We go through jersey to get there and seems like we are just zooming down the highway! We sure the hell was flying we got there in no time, it’s been so long since I been to new york city I forgot there were so many sexy black men there. I don’t usually chase after black men but omg We went to the West Indie part of Brooklyn and I fell inlove lol… So after being in Brooklyn all day we decided we wanted to go out so we rushed back to Middletown  getting lost on the way back lol and every damn time we got lost guess what song came on the radio? “Dead and Gone” shit was fuckin crazy lol..So we stopped over at my mom’s job so I can pick up a little bit of money and while we were there I showed my girl Lilly the preview booths, the booths where you can watch four minutes of smut… So I show her that one row of booths you can look through the window and see the guy next to you jerking off it was so funny. So we go across  the hall and I show her the row’s with the Glory holes. yes GLORY HOLES!!!  SO I excuse myself to go to the bathroom and my bestie show’s her g/f the booths but leaves out the fact that the one row is a glory hole lol… So I’m talking to my mom and then I look up and a big blurr goes running by so my girl lilly goes outside to check and see what happened, when they both come back in she tells me that she felt a hand go in the hole so she smacked it, then she felt something wet on her arm and looks down to see a dick stickin in the hole she just runs out screaming so we all stand around talking to my mother like we didn’t know what happened and heaven behold we see a man in his late 60′s gray hair come out the booth right next to the one my friend left lol.  Ok so after our good laugh we leave to head back to my house and get dressed to go out, I’m looking damn good you know I had a black wrap around shirt,  a black skirt, yellow flats and matching yellow earrings. I’m looking real fresh so we head out and go to whisper’s bar it’s pretty dead in there but they tell us it’s going to be on and poppin at about 2 am, so we leave for a little bit and head over to Nelson’s bar we meet some guys who play pool with us. We have a couple shots of tequila-rose and Maibu for my girl Lilly’s birthday, we are just having a great time. So While we are out and what not I am so offended that i was not offered a Drink or hit on but my girls were, but whatever is whatever I’m still gonna have a good time you know. So we leave Nelson’s at closing and head back over to whisper’s the music is poppin people are grinding on one another I felt like I belonged we are all feeling sexy and good about ourselves, I see my step-mom there is about 29 and she buy’s me and my girls a drink that’s whats up! I never thought I’d be drinking with y step-mom in a bar after I thought she made my life hell when I was younger lol. Ok so my girls and I go and take some pics outside and we are having a blast , we feel like we were the bells of the ball every man wanted to talk with us and every girl wanted to hang with us lol. So it’s about 4am and we are leaving Whisper’s for the night hope in the car and head over to Kennedy’s Fried Chicken and I’m just in one big flirtacious mood I’m hitting on everyone being a big old whore. Every man I saw I complimented him on something that stood out to me. I even hit on the man making the chicken he has some gorgeous eyes he even called me his g/f lol I was feling really good about myself! SoI come in the house at about 5am eating some Ice cream and the tv isn’t working I’m pissed so I just get online and try to chat with my peoples but everyone went to sleep I was kind of pissed but oh well they are tired and deserve sleep.

So 11am comes way to early I hang out in my PJ’s mostlly all day and then my girl comes we head over to our friend Mopsy’s house and she is sippin on a 211 and we decided to roll up a fat blunt and smoke it, the shit was pulling so weak but damnit we managed to get a little high. That was the last night I saw my girl lilly but I will be seeing her again this summer when I go down to Va to visit.

Jan
26

late night blogging

It is 3:26 am on a monday, and boy oh boy hope i am not the only person on this green earth who noticed this month went by pretty damn fast, just by that alone I know this year is going to be packed with surprises and much more…. It sure in hell is starting off to be a great year :-) . I’m workin on gettin you all some sexy new pictures, i promise you all you won’t be disappointed. I have decided it is about time I show just how Bi I can be so I have asked a good friend of mine to join me in some pictures, she is a sexy big glass of milk I would love to dip my chocolate cookie in, she is the whipped cream and I am the hot chocolate sauce of desire. I also plan to have her be a featured girl on the site with me.

Also I am working on doing some fetish films, I just know all you big girl lovers out there are going to love. Squashing,Tit-smothering, face sitting and also a little light bondage for those of you into a little BDSM. I will be sure to keep you all informed more on that. Can you picture 408 glorious pounds of me Squashing and smothering a man not even half my size? My Wonderful big body on top of a puny 130lb 18 year old, don’t that scream out sexy? I sure in hell think it does, and I can’t wait.

Valentines Day is approaching fast, anyone have some sort of Idea what they would like to see me do be sure to email me at mzshampayne@mzshampayne.com or if you want to send me a valentine present that is would be sweet as well be sure to email me if you just want to say hi. Trust me I don’t bite…Well unless you want me too of course.

Jan
1

Happy New Year 2009

Well we did it everyone, we made it to another year it is 2009! (Big girls are finally on the map and skinny chicks want to be us!)….Have you been thinking about your resolution for this year? I sure have been thinking about it, This year I have a few resolutions I plan to stick with! My first resolution is to take care of myself better since being sick I have not been able to do the things I have had planned and missing out on some great things. ( I have recently been unable to do some pics thats why the site has not been updated)Being sick is a major bitch….My second resolution is to put me first, when I need something I take care of others needs before my own and I need to quit that. My third resolution is to treat you my fans better ( what I mean by that is to update my site more and more with fresh pics, do my cam shows like I am suppose to and answer my email on a regular basis)

So what is your new years resolution? even if you have nothing to quit I think we all have something we want to accomplish.Its 2009 its a new year, and a fresh start!!!!!

Also I’m looking for a new photographer and some female models to join me in my sets….

Always up for opinions on new sets as well…

Dec
26

Christmas Stocking

I hope you all had a wonderful christmas! Its funny how we go crazy for two months buying presents, and hiding them from our loved ones for just one day (morning) of opening gifts…Well enough of the reality check I am writing a post about Christmas, and I am suppose to be Mary lol…. I mean Merry….Anyways (sigh)… Santa must really love me for being a naughty little girl this year because he brought me some great things, Condoms a must in this industry when working with others,Ankle Restraints he knows this bad girl is into leather and bondage (someone spank me)… a vibrator he knows how kitty likes it (Purrr), Vanilla bath salts mmm very sexy, and lots of candles to light when I am in one of my sexy sensual moods….I truly hope that Santa has been good to you all. He sure in hell has been good to me….Though I really wish that Santa brought me a sexy big dick mandingo, or a small dick lover to satisfy my needs, and stuff my Christmas stocking lol…Who knows what this weekend will bring, Santa might have forgotten the rest of my gifts and is on his way back to drop it off…..

Now its time to work on our new year resolutions, hope we can decided to make it a good one… No worries I will keep you all updated on whats happening

Much sexy love to you all xoxoxo Mz. Shampayne the super-sized sex goddess!

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